“Update CRM? I’d Rather Floss a Cat” Journal | Funny Grumpy Cat Sales Notebook

If updating your CRM feels like a root canal, this one’s for you. Featuring the phrase “Update CRM? I’d rather floss a cat” and a delightfully grumpy cat graphic, this spiral notebook perfectly captures the sales rep’s eternal mood. Ideal for venting between calls, jotting down hot leads, or doodling your way through another pipeline meeting. Equal parts relatable and ridiculous, it’s your new favorite work companion.

Product Details:
• Soft-touch cover with a premium matte finish
• 140 dotted pages for flexible note-taking and sketching
• Durable metal wire-o binding lays flat for easy writing
• US size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU size: 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Blank product sourced from the US and Sweden