Sales Wars: May the Forecast Be With You Hoodie Parody Crewneck- blk

In the battle between pipeline and quota, only the strongest survive. The “Sales Wars: May the Forecast Be With You” T-Shirt is made for the fearless sales pros who fight through objections like "J"edi masters. Soft, durable, and undeniably witty, this tee brings comfort to your hustle and humor to your grind. Whether you’re leading the deal rebellion or celebrating another closed-won victory, this shirt is your official sales uniform for every quarter-end showdown.

Product Details:
• Unisex
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk for a consistent, classic fit
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, smooth feel
• 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex for shape retention
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for durability
• Blank product sourced responsibly
• Note: White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
• Orange variant: May show subtle hue shifts under varying light

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!